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Darkestfrost

Posts: 1836 Join date: 2009-04-05 Age: 32 Location: Haverhill
 | Subject: Swine flu!!!! Fri May 01, 2009 12:55 pm | |
| I phoned the swine flu advise line today. They must be having problems with their phoneline because all I got was crackling! Boom boom |
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berties paw

Posts: 57 Join date: 2009-04-12 Age: 36 Location: Glasgow
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Fri May 01, 2009 2:43 pm | |
| I don't believe you, in fact, I think you're telling porkies I know, I'll get my coat  |
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berties paw

Posts: 57 Join date: 2009-04-12 Age: 36 Location: Glasgow
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Fri May 01, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| Here's how it all started.......  |
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Darkestfrost

Posts: 1836 Join date: 2009-04-05 Age: 32 Location: Haverhill
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Fri May 01, 2009 2:52 pm | |
| If you want more room on public transport. Pretend to phone a friend talking loudly about getting back last night from a fantastic 4 week tour of mexico...... Then sneeze! |
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Funky Clunk

Posts: 884 Join date: 2009-04-06 Age: 20 Location: Bradford, Yorkshire
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Fri May 01, 2009 4:55 pm | |
| To be honest, im a bit gutted, i was supposed to be going on holiday to Mexico. In fact...IM PIG SICK... Drum Roll maestro |
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skizm123

Posts: 79 Join date: 2009-04-06 Age: 22
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Fri May 01, 2009 5:37 pm | |
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RuffianStew

Posts: 1555 Join date: 2009-04-05 Age: 32 Location: Iwade, Kent, UK
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Fri May 01, 2009 6:40 pm | |
| God they are all so funny! Keep them coming guys!  |
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Frak Admin

Posts: 491 Join date: 2009-03-31 Age: 39 Location: Lincolnshire
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Fri May 01, 2009 7:34 pm | |
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Confused_Dude

Posts: 588 Join date: 2009-04-05 Age: 22 Location: Oxford
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Tue May 05, 2009 12:14 pm | |
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foyble

Posts: 348 Join date: 2009-03-31 Age: 33 Location: Romford. Essex
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Tue May 05, 2009 8:59 pm | |
| Its no laghing matter. You can come out in a nasty rasher. |
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skizm123

Posts: 79 Join date: 2009-04-06 Age: 22
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Tue May 05, 2009 9:57 pm | |
| My god, all these swine flu jokes are getting boaring! |
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RUBiX

Posts: 1298 Join date: 2009-04-06 Age: 22 Location: MOYESEYSIDE
 | Subject: Re: Swine flu!!!! Wed May 06, 2009 2:05 pm | |
| I heard this swine flu is as contagious as the MEXICAN wave |
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