No offence to Toz, but here's a little rewrite for you!
"You can tell the world you never were the greatest singer
You can burn my ear drums while I'm listening
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool we could all be
And laugh and joke about us online
You could sing to all, go back online again
You can make our feet tap the floor
Or you can tell my thumbs to tell my fingertips
They won't be playing Japanese gamer speed no more
BUT DON'T BREAK THE CAST, THE CRANKY GAMERS CAST
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU’D HIT THE CHARTS
AND IF YOU BREAK THE CAST, THE CRANKY GAMERS CAST
THERE WON’T BE NO PODCAST ANYMORE!"
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